There is one
person in our district who is all about “No Child Left Behind”
Who’s that?
The bus driver
Who’s that?
The bus driver
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The little
boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite
surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said ..."I don't want to
scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to
get a spanking."
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Teacher:
“Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
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The teacher
of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After
explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
“Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north
latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a
confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
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Q: Why is 6
afraid of 7?
A: Because 7
8 9
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Teacher: “If
you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars
would you have?”
Vincent:
“One dollar.”
Teacher:
“You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent:
“You don’t know my father.”
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Sylvia:
“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
Dad: “I
think so. What do you want me to write?”
Sylvia:
“Your name on this report card.”
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Q: If H20 is
water what is H204?
A: Drinking,
bathing, washing, swimming. . .
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